Then he'd have to change his name to Amos Moses. Amos Moses

From the "As stupid as you want to be" file:

Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.

The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg.

"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.

Here she is. Yum.

Control yourself now PB!!!!



TIS

Size XXXXXXXL dresses

She looks too short to reach half-a-ton, unless she plans on going the Jabba the Hutt route...

"To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food"

Okay, PB... tell us the address!

So now why oh why would she pose for a picture in her underwear???? I mean, we get the drift.....she needn't show every fold, droop and sag. Geez, I'd be so embarrassed.



TIS

Why doesn't she want to be healty for her daughter?

Um, because she's a total psycho bitch?

Yep!!

Nah, ya think?

Can you imagine how gigantically low her self-esteem must be to aspire to such an objective?

i am too lazy to read the article...is she from the united states or england? anyways thought not trying to sound mean, but i really don't care for those that want to get fat on purpose or just too lazy to lose it.

ummm...yea thats two different meanings to the world 'lazy'...next time i need to choose my words well better

It is (was) your birthday, so I won't ask you to make up a second definition of "lazy" at the moment. I'm too lazy. lol

The winner of Best Breed at Crufts (the famous dog show)this year was a rather cute but gormless looking hound named Yogi........


Hmmmmmm

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The teen father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been ordered to make interim child support payments of $1,750 per month to Palin's daughter.

The amount is 20 percent of 19-year-old Levi Johnston's adjusted annual income as set out in Alaska statute.

Bristol Palin, also 19, is the oldest daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the GOP vice presidential nominee in 2008.

WTF does he do for a living? I gotta try me some of that if he can afford those payments!

His income went up in 2009 because of media interviews and modeling assignments. I don't know if final legal custody has been determined or not.

Alaska law requires that a non-custodial parent pay 20% of their income for child-support up to $105,000 a year.

I think Levi argued (and lost) that 2009 was a very unusual year and not indicative of his future earning potential and that quarterly earnings would be a better metric.

So it goes..

Didn't he make $100,000 just from Playgirl?? Two stupid kids, and now they're linked for life because they didn't use proper protection. Gee, if they had been given condoms in school, then they would have thought about having sex. Oh, wait....

and his 15 min. of fame is already over.

updated 1 hour, 29 minutes ago
PHOENIX - Two women are in critical condition with hundreds of bee stings after a swarm attacked them while they were out for an evening walk.

A witness told KTVK-TV that she heard screaming Thursday evening and saw the women lying in the street covered in bees from head to toe.

They were taken to hospital after the incident in Phoenix and were said to be in a critical condition.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Some homeowners who sign up for the government's mortgage assistance program are getting a nasty surprise: Lower credit scores.

For borrowers who are making their payments on time but are on the verge of default, the Obama administration's loan modification program can reduce their credit score as much as 100 points. That makes it harder to get a loan and can present a problem when applying for a new job.

Housing counselors say it's unfair, especially because the news often comes as a surprise to homeowners.

"Why should people's credit be hurt even worse when they're trying to do the right thing?" said Eileen Anderson, senior vice president at Community Development Corp. of Long Island, a housing counseling group in New York.

And many homeowners are angry that a program designed to help carries such a penalty, said Kathy Conley, a housing counselor with GreenPath Inc., a nonprofit group in Farmington Hills, Mich.

I hate moving.

Why do movers cost $90 an hour?

I assume you've moved before. $90/hr is worth it. (Just be sure to pack everything yourself before they get there!)

I have but never used movers. Maybe if they packed and unpacked everything too it'd be worth it. My back can't take it either way so I'll have to pay.

I've only used movers once, a few months ago. I can do boxes and stuff, but furniture, forget it. Doesn't help that my friends don't wanna help nor did I wanna ask (cuz I hate moving them lol). One perk of getting old I guess lol

Good luck with it, though - it's certainly not fun.

As for the movers packing your shit up, it'd cost WAY more than what you're paying! They charge for every single cardboard box, let alone the time for them to pack the shit. You don't wanna go that route unless you wanna spend $1k or more (way more if a whole house worth)...

I won't do that, but I can dream...

It will be soooooo nice to not be breaking my back this time around though. $50 an hour seems reasonable to me, but yeah I'll end up having to pay 90.