Nature dictates that a 36 or 38 year-old woman could be my mother. That would be giving birth at 10 or 12. However, the viability of a child born to a mother that young is nil. So, I will use 16, and even that is a young mother. Thus, any woman here over 42 is old enough to be my mother. But in reality, my mother is 47.

The whole point of this, with which Vita is well versed, is that SaladBar and I can make love. That would be OK.