Three stars to match three testicles. Some perceive it as freakish, but I believe it is simply a gift. 3000 posts...amazing. Yes, it's just a number, but it is more than 6 times my number, and that takes a lot of work.
GodDaughter, you thought I was a woman? Excellent. I'll tell you, I'd love to find a woman who talks like I do. She would make a lovely sidekick and crime partner.
PastaPunk, I certainly did not know you were a woman...and an attractive one at that.
JGeoff...WHY was my picture not included in your "crush" reference? I KNOW you want to ravage me. I like it rough and tumble, but more tumble than rough. Wearing a mask is preferable, thigh-highs acceptable.
TO ALL: Consider posting a picture...this is all very touching. And for me, it has been rewarding. My mug is "normal," which makes me "normal." However, if anyone learns anything from this, please remember that madmen can look normal, and be careful to choose your acquaintances wisely.
