Family Honour, you crack me up. From your mirror-image avatar to your reluctance to respond to me because I am a nutcase. Is that true? I mean, you wouldn't talk to me because I am creepy? Shit. I have to keep that in mind.

I am not Woody Allen's son. I am more of the love child of Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. How their sperm fused I know not.


FTW