I just watched the episode of "Cheers" when Woody and Kelly get married. Woody walks into the kitchen and delivers one of the funniest lines in sitcom history.
Woody: Does anyone have a plunger?
Sam: Why, is there something wrong with the toilet?
Woody: No, my Uncle Elroy left his leg on the bus and he wants to dance.
I can't stop laughing.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.