Apple: I don't want to be whelped again. Once is enough. Plus, I don't believe in reincarnation or any of that soul-dispersal garbage.

But c'mon, mang. The overwhelming majority of 50+ women look like shit. A vast majority. But don't get me wrong. My 50+ espousal was simply tidy categorization. There are many 50+ women I would lick up and down for countless hours. In fact, there's probably just as many 30- women I wouldn't touch with a padded stick. And yes, experience is a plus.

In sum, I consider all women 15 years-or-less older than me utterly fair game and easily attainable (in relative perspective...whether 38 or 22, you can still think I'm ugly).

I am working on a Ph.D in early American/colonial foreign relations. History is a gas.