Okay, I have a question. Whenever I see Australia depicted on television, everyone is very "outdoorsy," which I love. It seems that the beach is a very big deal in the coastal sections, as well. Everyone has nice tans, etc . . .

So why is Nicole Kidman so cadaverously freaking pale?

She makes the Pillsbury Dough Boy look like he just got back from a tropical vacation.

And does anyone in Australia actually find her attractive? I mean, besides her husband who needs her money for 12 month a year rehab .

Because to me, she looks like one of the needy, flat-chested children in the "Save the Children" infomercials.