I have a cooler outside where the cans of beer have been frozen to the bottom where the water had frozen. The beer itself is not frozen, so I went to chop the ice to free myself an icy cold beer, but accidentally struck the can that exploded and sprayed beer all over me.
That's funny, Counselor . When I was still a young apartment dweller, I used to put my beer on the fire escape all winter long. I remember one time I forgot to take them in and they froze solid. I was still in my very early 20s and not making much money, so losing a case of Michelob bottles (I drank Michelob back then) was heartbreaking for me.
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. When I was still a young apartment dweller, I used to put my beer on the fire escape all winter long. I remember one time I forgot to take them in and they froze solid. I was still in my very early 20s and not making much money, so losing a case of Michelob bottles (I drank Michelob back then) was heartbreaking for me
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