It's tragic, but I do understand. You grew up in a culture that stressed guns and moonshine as opposed to education and literacy. It's not your fault.
I hope you are just joking cuz I did not grow up in that culture. I married into it. I will have you know that I am fucking proud of the Col's family and where they are from. There is nothing wrong with being a hillbilly from KY or WVA or anywhere else on this fucking planet. I am so sorry that we weren't privileged enough to be brought up in NY where the educated people are from.
