As a New Year's resolution I have sworn off of cable television news, and it has been wonderful. As for Obama, a year ago they were all saying he was Lincoln. As of the end of December he was Jimmy Carter. I wonder who they'll make him in the next news cycle?


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."