...Or if somebody said that they don't believe that 'boys have penises and girls have vaginas'.

Again, all of this is moot because 'faith transcends any argument on the contrary'.

In passing, what the hell does this mean, and was it meant to sound so patronisingly sweepingly cynical? "I was raised Catholic, yet during college I became 'smawt' and thought I was agnostic at the time. Youth and education are wasted on the young."

How is youth wasted on 'the young'? The young what? 'Smawt'? Was that a dig at some sort of adolescent pretentiousness that us uneducated youths can only hope to transcend with age?

FUCK. THAT.