Verizon can go F themselves!

I moved end of September; called them to get my landline "service" deactivated from the apartment (they said 10/2) and activated at my new place as of (they said) 10/7. That's well over 2 months go! I haven't been missing it at all since I never use it; I only just wanted to keep the number since I've had it for many, many years -- but at this point I don't really care.

I sent them an email the other day saying, basically, either cancel my service and pay what you think I own (2 months, now 3!); or, pay what you think I owe you, and give me a reduced rate (over $55/month for landline I don't even use??).

Got a reply saying they're transferring it to the Repair department. That was 5 days ago, and still no dial tone. I replied and reiterated that either way, I have NO intention of paying for the past 2 months (for services not rendered), and that at this point, to just cancel the effing thing.

Then I got an automated email telling me my next bill is due.

Eff Verizon!!