Let's see, he's a bazillionaire that drove into both a tree and a fire hydrant when backing out of his car at 2:30 in the morning. Drunk? Drugs? You think? Although a drunk usually doesn't get injured seriously in a car wreck, mostly because they just go with the flow. An ER doctor once told me that it's because they don't tense their body for impact, like most people would, and the resistance is what causes injuries.

Whatever happened, I just hope he's OK.


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