My wife hates me with stubble cos it itches her when i am licking her neck tongue

So i shave every day. However i am a bit of a werewolf and by early afternoon look like i need another scrape ohwell

Of course i hate shaving so on a rare full day off i don't bother shaving and just refrain from licking pieces of my wifes anatomy. Which is hard smile

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!