"... and my friend felt he was sober enough to drive me back home."
Don't you get it? "sober enough." That constitutes your concession that he was intoxicated. Yet you took no action to stop him or otherwise mitigate the situation.
"... shit just never stops happening." Of course, you're doing all you can as a responsible adult to keep it from happening, right?
"Generosity. That was my first mistake." "Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us." "Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
