Some things I've learned from switching past the news and sports channels:
I don't exactly know who she is, or what her claim to fame is, but that Kim Kardashian is one of the most beautiful women I've seen in my life.
Forget about Kim. I'm in love with Ashley Force, and you dont have to leave the sport channel to see her! She's a funny car drag racer, daughter of John Force.
Danica Patrick isn't too shabby either. (and again, you dont have to leave the sport channel
"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"
