The Philly and NY papers have been flinging insults at each other. This ditty was in the Philadelphia Inqirer yesterday:

New York fans, they thionk they're above it.
They're smug and they're rude, and they love it.
So how 'bout it if Philly
Knocks their Yanks silly
And, like Tug, we tell them to shove it!

(And I thought Keats had talent).