I do remember, many years ago, when I was 28 I was pursued by an oversexed 18 year old who thought she was God's Gift. The body of a porn star (all natural, too!), but just too immature for me to want to deal with her.
Sr Vitelli told me this story once before, but he told me a different version. He told me that the only problem was that the girl's seeing eye dog kept barking all night long.
Bastardo!
Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
