I do remember, many years ago, when I was 28 I was pursued by an oversexed 18 year old who thought she was God's Gift. The body of a porn star (all natural, too!), but just too immature for me to want to deal with her.
Sr Vitelli told me this story once before, but he told me a different version. He told me that the only problem was that the girl's seeing eye dog kept barking all night long.
