Originally Posted By: goombah
Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
Originally Posted By: klydon1

I don't plan on it. I'll take my chances.


Don't worry, Counselor. Swine won't attack lawyers.

Professional courtesy tongue.


Aren't swine more reputable than lawyers? tongue


lol

Swine can be made into bacon, ham, and pork roasts, and are therefore immeasurably more useful to us than lawyers.

Word is that if the swine flu were actually more unpleasant, it would have been called "Attorney's Disease."