Originally Posted By: olivant
Enjoy now because before you know it, you, your wife, and your daughter will be exchanging phrases such as:

"She obviously takes after your side of the family."

"Are you sure we brought home the right baby?"

"... but his car doesn't even have a hood on it."

"No, it's not because the teacher doesn't like you."

"Do you realize young lady that it's 2 in the morning?"

"If Misty Watkins jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?"

"Honey, sit down. Tatum has something to tell you."


... and one other:

"Dad, here, hold your grandchild."


"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."