I'm not into Country Western AT LL (which makes even more amusing that I know the lyrics) but I think Margaritaville is an anthem of sorts for C&W fans no? On the the positive side tho, the more you drink, the better the song is.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK