Not to sound intolerant, but if I want falafel, I'll go to one of the 2 million falafel stands in the city.
A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker, and uh, fava beans, he says falafel. I say uh, uh, falafel my ass, that's a Ritz cracker and fava beans!
Bring out the peppas and sauseeege! 
