I liked the one in Sopranos where Carm confronts Tony about his Russian mistress and warns him not to get her pregnant, nor to bring home any venerial diseases from her. "I had her tested for AIDS!" Tony shouts. "What kind of a guy do you think I am???" My sister called it "twisted male logic."

There is great run of dialog between DeNiro and Keitel in "Mean Streets" in the back room of Tony's bar: "Is she da one on my left...or on your left?" And, "Joey Scal." "Yeah, I know him." "An' Joey Clams." "Yeah, I know him, too." "No, no: Joey Scal is Joey Clams..."