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The funniest lines from the mob films
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My personal favorite line was in "Donnie Brasco," which was during the fugazi diamond ring situation. That was when Pacino said "How the fuck do you know that's a fugazi? You only looked at it for two fucking seconds." Below are some other funny ones. Please fill free to put more.
Richard Castellano "Leave the gun, grab the cannolis" - The Godfather
Armond Assante "You know what you both should do? You both should become CPA's. Yeah certified public assholes, this way you can have your blue shield and workers comp. On top of that you go pay your taxes" - Gotti
Unknown actor "If she goes down on the old br$$$ knowing that the guy in the truck was watchin' then she's a whore and she can't be trusted" - A Bronx Tale
Joe Pesci Funny how? You mean I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Tell me what the fuck is so funny about me" - Goodfellas
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Re: The funniest lines from the mob films
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Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
Uncle Jr. :I got feds so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcream." Great Ones. What about Bobby Bacala telling Tony at the restaurant about the backs of notre dame. He said u got your quarter back, half back and hunch back of notre dame.
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Re: The funniest lines from the mob films
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I liked the one in Sopranos where Carm confronts Tony about his Russian mistress and warns him not to get her pregnant, nor to bring home any venerial diseases from her. "I had her tested for AIDS!" Tony shouts. "What kind of a guy do you think I am???" My sister called it "twisted male logic." There is great run of dialog between DeNiro and Keitel in "Mean Streets" in the back room of Tony's bar: "Is she da one on my left...or on your left?" And, "Joey Scal." "Yeah, I know him." "An' Joey Clams." "Yeah, I know him, too." "No, no: Joey Scal is Joey Clams..."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
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Re: The funniest lines from the mob films
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There is great run of dialog between DeNiro and Keitel in "Mean Streets" in the back room of Tony's bar: "Is she da one on my left...or on your left?" And, "Joey Scal." "Yeah, I know him." "An' Joey Clams." "Yeah, I know him, too." "No, no: Joey Scal is Joey Clams..." My favorite scene, from my favorite Scorsese film. According to Scorsese's bio, by Roger Ebert, the scene was very much ad-libbed by Keitel and DeNiro. Keitel says he felt DeNiro was giving him a little "Abbott and Costello," kind of tongue-in-cheek, so Keitel decided to run with it. DeNiro has great "straight man" comic ability. Who would've known? "Analyze That," the dreadful sequel to the great "Analyze This," had one gut-busting moment. DeNiro is with a hooker in Billy Crystal's guest bedroom and they're making all kinds of, er, noise. Well, Billy calls DeNiro into the foyer and says, "Paul, I have a 17 year old son in the house!," to which DeNiro replies, "I'll ask her," with a dead serious expression on his face . Hysterical.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: The funniest lines from the mob films
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You forgot about this great line from casino. " You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table... you shit- kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you!"
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