2. Knowing the greedy nature of men, they immediately blow $500K on strippers and booze instead of paying down debt.
Gentlemen of the Board: How long must we endure these "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune", these slurs upon our good nature? Where does it all end? In the words of Shakespeare, we must "take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them."
I know a place in Vegas where we can meet and plan our strategy. Tuesday nights, drinks are half-price and lap dances are free. RSVP.