Originally Posted By: Signor Vitelli
Originally Posted By: Don Zadjali
- What were Eve's first words to Adam? lol


Gee, that's a hard one... blush

Signor V.



Klydon...please add Signor V. to that Mount Rushmore of Wit.


Santino...a few questions for your next video:


1) Why is crying considered a weakness, but laughing isnt?

2) Why most people have no problem counting backwards, yet they cant do the same with the alphabet?

3) Is spelling words a sport?

4) It is well known that any book Oprah recommends, becomes a bestseller in america the next day. Can you think of any other person in the world who wields such power?

5) A man was murdered. I just called you on the phone to tell you that. You have five questions you're allowed to ask: where? when? who? why? how?
I also just told you that my phone battery is low, so you better ask what's most important first. What would be the order of your questions and why.


"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"

- James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)