My brother had to go to the hospital over the weekend because he was complaining of severe abdominal cramps. They thought it may have been his appendix. He's okay, though. It turns out that he had a huge "gas pocket" that the doctors told him came from eating too many artificial sweeteners called sugar alcohols. Evidently, they use them in sugarless gums and whatnot. Anybody ever hear of such a thing?


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