Hey Mig, I aint cheap! 2 Millions for you, and 2 for Becky!
And TIS, on a more serious note, you really shouldnt open those emails when you get them. Many of them contain viruses, trojan horses and all that crap. Just delete them without opening.
BAM...if I do buy the cubs...maybe I'll make Waldo our new mascot. We'll leave Carmen Sandiego for JG and the Yankees. Whaddaya say?
"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"