1) find out who opened the drapes.

2) see the Cubs winning the WS.

3) marry a smart blonde.

4) heal the world.

5) make it a better place.

6) win the lottery.

7) push the red button.

8) receive the following letter:


Dear Fame,

We leave everything to you.

Regards,

Warren Buffett & Bill Gates


9) have an affair with a dumb brunette.

10) kill the last mosquito on earth.

11) be kind, sweet, and merciful.

12) kill a random guy on the street.

13) learn to chew a gum like Pacino.

14) live forever.

15) have an affair with the dumb brunette's sister.

16) fly to the moon and back.

17) meet a sexy alien.

18) have an affair with her sister.

19) be true to my wife.

20) be true to my lovers.

21) make it illegal to sell pineapple as pizza topping.