How's this for a Bronx/Catholic education?

No wonder I'm such a mess lol.

K-8 at Our Lady of Mount Carmel School: Bronx, NY (Carmelite Nuns)

9-12 at Mount Saint Michael Academy: Bronx, NY (Marist Brothers)

B.A. at Fordham University: Bronx, NY (Jesuit Priests and Brothers)

"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.