(864): sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
(901): Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
(619): he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
(850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
(401): I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me. (1-847): How was it? (847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
