As I told you before, I am only half hillbilly on my pappy's side but my wife is 110% backwoods, redneck, hayseed, hillybilly bred. She melts butter to pour on her butter and can make a batch of peppered breakfast gravy - NOT sauce, and eat a whole bowl for dinner along with bacon half cooked to preserve the rubbery fat texture! She never throws out the grease - I'm told that is against the law in the south - and uses the lard to snack on while washing it down with a 12 pack of Mountain Dew...anybody know a MT. Dew interventionist?!? I knew she was an authentic hick when she cooked chicken and dumplings from scratch and my dad loved it!!! Of course, my Italian mom was instantly hacked off because a Rebel had infiltrated the Union cucina!!! I'm willing to overlook all this drama because my "Ellie May" wife is hot and looks a lot like Marie Osmond!!! HEE HAW and HOO-HAH BOY!