Originally Posted By: Mark
I'm not sure how this Mayberry thread got here either but I'm going to put a stop to it now! In the words of Barney Fife; "Citizen's arrest!!! Citizen's arrest!!!"

(One of my fav episodes!)


Actually that was Gomer, not Barney. Barney was a police officer so he could make arrests. Gomer as a citizen could make "citizen's arrests."

One of my faves was the one where Barney put the State police in jail and let the crook go free.

Finally someone posted that Goober and Gomer never got married because they were cousins. Since when was that an isue in rural North Carolina?

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."