Nice hook, Fame! I always liked you, so couldn't resist the charming invitation!

I'll 'come back' momentarily to congratulate Donald Trump on two very wise decisions over the past few days:

1. Allowing the very brave, intelligent, and extremely classy Miss California to keep her crown.

2. Hiring Joan Rivers over that skank poker player as the new Celebrity Apprentice.

Enjoy the reunion, everybody !!!


A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.

- THOMAS JEFFERSON