I got a business card cuz I wanna win some lunches... That's what my business card says, ‘Mitch Hedberg: Potential Lunch Winner.’ Give me a call, maybe we'll have lunch... if I'm lucky.



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.