Originally Posted By: Sicilian Babe
He sat on a bench outside Lord and Taylor and told my niece, "I'm going to sit here and read my book. Here's my credit card. The store closes in one hour. Either you come back with a dress before the store closes, or you don't go to prom."

She came back with a beautiful dress, and with 10 minutes to spare, no less.

This should be followed by "And that's a true story, Kay" grin