More Eli! More Eli!

Sing us a song, Brasi. Something upbeat. But first, start out with two minutes of stand-up. Interview a neighbor or friend. Throw in a skit. Maybe there's a way that you can edit a clip from a movie and insert yourself in the dialogue in a humorous way. Maybe do a cooking segment (Broiling with Brasi?)

Eli could be your sidekick and the two of you can do a little slapstick. Roll his cut hair with a pound of soft butter into a ball and make him eat it. Or hit him in the head with a
thickythickstick
whenever he says tHeSeCrEtWoRd

Then end the show with a dance.

But we have to get you a theme song to start and end the show. It would also be nice if Eli can introduce you and play some applause from a recorded studio audience. Add a laugh track too.

This is a little ambitious, I know, but goddamnit you're
a star -
a god damned versatile star,
like a supercyberizedJackieGleason.
And
away
we
go.

Also, if you know anyone with physical deformities, like an extra limb or hair in unusual places...throw them
in front of the camera
and
give us all a looksee.

By the way, tonight I've been drinking Scotchand reading EE Cummings. I strongly advise you to do the same before each show.