Let's not point the finger at all Texans, but clearly some of these assholes deserve each other. This asshole Chuck Norris for instance. He really believes he's Walker Texas Ranger.

From CNN News:

Should Texas one day secede, one man may already be vying to be its president. Actor Chuck Norris said last month he may be interested in the post.

“I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”