Wanna trade? I can't believe you veterans allowed me to gather 4 closers and a closer in waiting. Haven't you learned a thing from seasons past?
I have 5 closers. Although none of them at the same level as Papelbon or Rodriguez. But this is the first time I've had anything close to this many closers. I usually get stuck with a rotating door of setup men.
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
