My best advice to you, Mary Cas, is to drop the Yankees like a hot potato, become a Phillie fan, hold your head high, and watch all the games on Comcast Sports in South Jersey.
Blasphemer!!!
Double Blasphemer you Stealer fan. What no Pirates? Are you a team straddler? And BAM too! Don't be hijackin' the Yankee thread!
Besides, what team creates more soap operas than the Yankees?
Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12