My 2 year old,Matty,was upstairs with his brother,supposedly,when i heard a commotion. Matty had got into the bathroom,found a bottle of nail polish,poured it all over the floor,tried to mop it first with his mothers best make up brush and then with his hands.....
Then he decided to have a poop in his upstairs potty and empty it himself in the toilet but he missed the bowl and put poop all over the floor,right next to the pool of nail polish. Then he tried to wipe his own bum and dropped the toilet roll into the bowl. Then he tried to use wet toilet roll to wipe his arse,so everything is smeared with poo and nail polish....

These events have been reconstructed by me and my daughter after the event you understand. his brother,Andrew,who was suppose to be watching him,did not even realise he had left the room....

My wife is out for the day and will no doubt find this all hysterical when she gets home