I have friends who are from England. Kenneth is around 70, and he lived in London during the Blitz. His home was near a munitions dump, so his neighborhood was bombed frequently. Obviously he remembers the bombing, but he also remembers the following little song that we try to get him to sing aloud in bars after a few:

Hitler, he's only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler has something sim'lar
But poor Goebbels
Has no balls
At all!!!


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