I had a call from some group named something like "Decency in Media". They wanted me to support their efforts to limit sex and nudity in films and television. I told them I didn't think there was ENOUGH sex and nudity in films and television. Then I added, "As a matter of fact, I'm nude right now!"

I think the poor guy had a heart attack and died!

President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club