That reminds me of my nephew, Yogi! He and his brother (when they were little, but now they're in their 20s, hard to believe!) were at my house playing Nintendo. They were bickering constantly over what game to play, whose turn it was, etc., etc. I told them that if I heard them argue again, I was shutting off the TV and taking the game controllers away!

Well, the little one started in, "What if a mean giant jumped in the window and then he GRABBED my controller and he tried to take it away from me and then I yelled at the giant mean monster 'Get your hands off my controller!' and you thought I was yelling at my brother and you came running in here but by then the monster had let go of my controller and jumped out the window and you didn't SEE the monster, would you still take the Nintendo away from us?"


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club