This morning on the way to work, I stopped off at a gas station. I parked behind a middle-aged woman pumping her gas and then I went inside. When I came out, this jackass' car was pulled ahead about 25 feet from its original position.

Hanging from her gas tank was the hose from which she was pumping - nozzle and all still in her car. She apparently started to drive off after the gas was done pumping and ripped the hose/nozzle completely from the pump! I still don't know what was funnier - seeing that hose along with her dumbfounded look or the expression on the attendant's face when he saw what had happened.