Whoever started the fire, they need to have their house set a blaze.
And their hands glued to their heads.
And their privates exposed.
And someone kicking them in the nuts. Constantly.
With a fire-proof dragon licking their nipples.
While they are covered in lice.
And mice.
And some cats clawing at those mice.
Rabid cats clawing at those rabid mice.
And some loud fire crackers thrown in the fire.

And a fire breathing tarantula let loose in the room.