My 2 year old boy,Matthew,is a genius it has been officially declared

Last night at dinner he was playing up,refusing to eat his macaroni cheese so his mother weedled him into eating 10 forkfulls. "I will con him here" she said to me winking.

So off he went,shovelling forkloads in while his mother counted him down. Little did my wife realise though, is that when i take him to bed i count him up the stairs,of which there are 13....

5,6,7, says Mrs Yogi and then as he put another fork in she says "4",hence trying the fix.

Matthew lowers his fork,glares at her and then says

"Silly Mammy,its 8 not 4"

My wife nearly fell off her chair.

Ithought it was both hilarious and brilliant.

Thats my boy