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Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game
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10/12/04 02:59 PM
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A: George to the convict in the airport giftshop.
Q: "Biff! What, did you whistle in the elevator?"
— Rocky
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Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game
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10/12/04 04:42 PM
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I love that episode. A: Kramer to Darren in "The Voice." Q: "Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft..."
— Rocky
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Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game
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10/13/04 04:20 PM
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A: George to Jerry in "The Big Salad."
Q: "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing."
— Rocky
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Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game
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10/14/04 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by Irishman12: A: George to Jerry but I'm not sure about what Q: Either that or they have something against lying face down in filth. Irishman - I can't believe I actually got you! No, my quote was when Elaine talked to the blabber mouth Rabbi, explaining how she resented George getting married. The Rabbi told everyone, including Jerry in the quote I gave. A: Jerry to George, who lied to feel underneath the vending machine when Jerry is buying the car from Puddy. Q: Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
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Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game
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10/14/04 06:47 PM
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Bookman to Jerry
Q: "Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do ya? Huh?"
"The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"
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