Captain Queeg: "Oh, one moment, messenger. State your name and grade:"

"Ola, sir, Seaman First, signalman striker."

"Very well, you can go....Anyone notice something unusual about Seaman First Class Ola? I believe a flapping shirt tail is the standard uniform for a busboy--but not a sailor in the United States Navy!"
lol

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.